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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELC0ME to THURSDAY JUNE 13. 2024 Here’s The Story….The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and I intended to stock up.At the store, however, I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 12. 2024 Here’s The Story….Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department ofMotor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY JUNE 11. 2024 Here’s The Story….A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes whena house cat appears. “What are you?” asks the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY JUNE 10. 2024 Here’s The Story….A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole whena second fellow approaches and asks if he… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY JUNE 7. 2024 Here’s The Story….“‘That’s a great place to work!” shouted my 16-year-oldbrother after coming home from the first day at his firstjob.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY JUNE 6. 2024 Here’s The Story….A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was afaster way to trigger menu commands than mousing… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 5. 2024 Here’s The Story….In one of my classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president ofthe United States. It was pretty… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY JUNE 4. 2024 Here’s The Story….I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationingSoutherner stumped me with a drink… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY JUNE 3. 2024 Here’s The Story….Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan forthe trip back to the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 31. 2024 Here’s The Story….A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived,and the husband could tell from… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”