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    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 9th, 2025 Here’s The Story….. Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and started digging for some change. I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 9, 2025 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 8th, 2025 Marriage Definitions BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 8, 2025 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 5th, 2025 Here’s The Story……One day Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog and admiring all the beautiful models.Ole said to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 5, 2025 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 4rd, 2025 Here’s The Story…… I have my changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 4, 2025 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 3rd, 2025 THE MODERN TOOLBOX: Hammer – In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 3, 2025 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 2nd, 2025 Here’s The Story…..The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 2, 2025 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 1st, 2025 Here’s The Story…..Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes…The first, a Florida surgeon, says: “I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 1, 2025 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 25th, 2025 Here’s The Story…..One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 25, 2025 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    Here’s The Story…..In order to make the world a better place, the following rules will take immediate effect across the planet. 7a. Anyone who reaches the front of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 24, 2025 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 21st, 2025 Honest Brand Slogans Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.” Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.” CliffsNotes:… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 21, 2025 by eucman

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