The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Thursday, December 1, 2016.    Here’s the story…..  As you know, Neanderthal man may have interbred with modern man. His descendants are with us even today,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, November 30, 2016.    I Don’t Want To Be A Doctor For The Following Reasons…. If I were a pathologist I’d be in a dead… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, November 29, 2016.    Punning around…..  A mushroom walked into a bar and announced: “The drinks are on me!” The bartender said, “Why are you… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, November 28, 2016.      Favorite Police Emergency Calls:  Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, November 22, 2016.   Here’s the story….  People have long suspected that two holidays a year, meaningful conversation twice a week and cuddles eleven times… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, November 21, 2016.    Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, November 18, 2016.    Man’s Helpful Guide to Female Golfing Terms…. Caddy: 2 women talking about a 3rd, who isn’t there to defend herself. Chip: Time… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, November 16, 2016.    TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD….. 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”