The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday, December 16, 2016.    Truisms…………………. Never try to teach a pig to sing – it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Never go to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, December 12, 2016.    Things You Need to Know………….   Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative drug on the same night.  Don’t… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, December 9, 2016.   Interesting Facts………………… The average person laughs thirteen times a day. Are you average? Men are more likely to be struck by… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to THURsday, December 8, 2016.   Thursday’s One-liners….. I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.  She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’ I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, December 7, 2016.   Differences Between Bosses and Employees….. When you take a long time, you’re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he’s… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, December 6, 2016.    What Academic Jargon Really Means….  ‘IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN’ … I didn’t look up the original reference. ‘A DEFINITE TREND… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, December 5, 2016.    The Economy is So Bad That:  I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. A truckload of Americans was caught… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, December 2, 2016.         Friday Morning One-liners To Cheer You Up…. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. A day without… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”