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WELCOME to Thursday, September 3, 2015. 20 Momisms Translated – What They REALLY Mean….. Maybe –> Probably not We’ll see –> NEVER Let’s play the quiet game.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, September 2, 2015. Actual Announcements from Church Bulletins… Culled from real church bulletins, these amusing gaffs almost inspire us to attend church some time. Smile at… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, September 1, 2015. Here’s the story……. Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, August 31, 2015. The Top 45 Oxymorons…… 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Good… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, August 28, 2015. Real Church Typos…. Don’t let worry kill you. Let the church help. Thursday night-potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, August 27, 2015. BRAND New Words…… The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 26, 2015. INEFFECTIVE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS……… As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 25, 2015. Out of the Mouths of Babes……. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, August 24, 2015. Physics 101……….. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, August 21, 2015. Rules of the Air……….. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”