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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Thursday, August 20, 2015. REALISTIC Barbie……….. Finally a Barbie who is able to age gracefully. These are a bit more realistic… funny jokes Bifocals… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 19, 2015. HOW TO SING THE BLUES………. by Lame Mango Washington (attributed to Memphis Earlene Gray with help from Uncle Plunky, revisions… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 18, 2015. Proverbs of the New Millennium….. 1. Home is where you hang your @. 2. The e-mail of the species is… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, August 17, 2015. “YOU KNOW”…………. “Everything Comes In Threes” – Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three “ones”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, August 14, 2015. MORE PONDERING……………….. Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on? If an ambulance is on its… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, August 13, 2015. Supermodel Wisdom…… They’re beautiful. They’re photogenic. Here are some memorable quotes from some of our favorite supermodels. Remember, it’s… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 12, 2015. Groaners for today….. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 11, 2015. DMV The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, August 10, 2015. Some of the best Norm Peterson quotes from “Cheers”: “What’s shaking, Norm?” “All four cheeks and a couple of chins.” “What’s… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, August 7, 2015. Here’s the story….. A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop:… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”