The World According to the Eucman!

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Thursday, January 22, 2015. Really Bad Puns for Thursday…. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, January 21, 2015. Here’s the Story……. You know that all potatoes have eyes right? Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, January 20, 2015. Tuesday’s Punography…… I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. If quitters never win, and winners never… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, January 16, 2015. Here’s what I’ve learned in 55 years of living….. 1. HAIR….. Hair is NOT loyal to anybody’s head, kinky, straight, wavy,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, January 15, 2015. Perspectives on Aging…… “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” “It’s no longer a question… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, January 14, 2015. Questions for the day…. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, January 13, 2015. Here’s the Story…… Ollie Oyster and Sam Clam were best friends. They grew up together, went to school together, and even… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, January 12, 2015. Monday’s Puns……. The testimony at the barbershop is mostly hair-say. After going litter picking I found I was very knowledgeable in… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, January 9, 2015. Research mammals……… A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, January 8, 2015. Thursday’s Ponderings….. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do people who know… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”