The World According to the Eucman!

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday, January 7, 2015. Punography Thoughts for the day………… “One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian”. “Are you Shah ? ” “Sultanly “. … Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, January 6, 2015. What Do You Call… …a tall beachcomber? — A longshoreman. …a sidewalk engineer? — A pathologist. …a high school or college… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, January 5, 2015. Dittograms…… (Words and phrases with repeated sounds are called dittograms. Although many sentences contain dittograms (“A table for four, please.”), the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, January 2, 2015. Friday’s Wonder Phrases…….. Would rehearsing a sermon be how a pastor practices what he preaches? If you have to collect your thoughts, are… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesdays, December 31, 2014. Daffynitions for the last day of this year….. abdication — Giving up on stomach exercises. adult — A person who has… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesdays, December 30, 2014. Sniglets: Imaginative Words Ledzecutive n. A middle-aged businessman who still plays in a rock-and-roll band, or would like to. Equalotry n.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Mondays, December 29, 2014. Funny Newspaper Headlines……. Autos killing 210 a Day; Let’s Resolve to do Better Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, December 24, 2014. Funny Misspelled Words…….. While working for a security firm, Dennis Spradling was given written orders stating, “You are not allowed to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, December 23, 2014. Just Punning Around….. You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, December 22, 2014. A Dictionary for Women……. Argument (ahr•gyoo•munt) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, and continues until he realizes it.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”