The World According to the Eucman!

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 6th, 2025 Here’s The Story…..A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgment Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 5th, 2025 Here’s The Story…..When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4th, 2025 Here’s The Story…..A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”. The waiter brings the meal, served… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 3rd, 2025 Signs of the times SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:“We will heel youWe will save your soleWe will even dye for you.”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 31st, 2025 Conflicting Proverbs Actions speak louder than words.The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap.He who hesitates is lost. Many… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 30th, 2025 Here’s The Story…. Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 29th, 2025 ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 28th, 2025 Here’s The Story…….No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. After our daughter was big enough to ride on the back of my… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 27th, 2025 Here’s The Story…….A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 24th, 2025 Here’s The Story…….The Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”