The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 20, 2024 This Strange English Language. We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;but the plural of ox became oxen not… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 19, 2024 ENGLISH for TOURISTS Cocktail lounge, Norway: “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.” On an Athi River highway:… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 16, 2024 Here’s The Story….I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation,so I called the airlines to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 15, 2024 Here’s The Story….Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip withit was… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 14, 2024 Here’s The Story….A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organicbiology students, about to hand out the final exam. “I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 13, 2024 Music Styles JAZZFive men on the same stage all playing different tunes. BLUESPlayed exclusively by people who woke up this morning.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 9, 2024 Here’s The Story…The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinancecompany. “Do you have a second mortgage on your… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 8, 2024 Here’s The Story…There were two good ol’ boys from the South, who love tofish, and they wanted to do some ice… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 7, 2024 Here’s The Story…Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They calledthe proprietor over and asked him to settle… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”