The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY August 14, 2023 Here’s The Story…..A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep.It… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY August 11, 2023 Here’s The Story…..A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago bitinghis fingernails and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY August 10, 2023 Here’s The Story…..A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY August 9, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.One day during recess she… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY August 8, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Spanish never came easily to my sister. Still, she did her best to communicatewith the Spanish-speaking staff at the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY August 7, 2023 Where are you from?The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.When the usher came by and… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY August 4, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Now that I am a senior (citizen, that is) I have everythingthat I ever wanted as a teenager, only… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY August 3, 2023 WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER How to talk native SOUTHERN PART ONE Aig – What a hen lays… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY August 2, 2023 Defining the AmericansWe yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the lastdime we have to make the down… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY August 1, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various statesof panic so… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”