WELCOME to Tuesday December 18, 2012. Paradoxes….. From George Carlin. The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday December 17, 2012. New Words for Monday……. AQUADEXTROUS adj., Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with one’s toes. CARPERPETUATION n.,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday December 14, 2012. Counter Proverbs……. – Actions speak louder than words. -or- The pen is mightier than the sword. – Look before you leap. -or-… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday December 12, 2012. The Benefits of Growing Older (and you thought there weren’t any) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday December 11, 2012. Useful English System Unit Conversions …. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday December 6, 2012. You know you are from Northern Vermont when…….. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating during a blizzard. You design your Halloween costumes… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday December 5, 2012. The Wonderful English Language…… We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday December 4, 2012. The Mayan Apocalypsessss Alrighty heres the story, according to the Mayan calendar the world will officially end on December 21st. Now since somebody in… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday December 3, 2012. If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers What if General Motors had to maintain a “help line” for people who didn’t… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday November 29, 2012. I’m sure I put that somewhere….. Have you ever had a clear thought about what you were going to do,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 