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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏

WELCOME to Wednesday May 9, 2012. New Job Lingo defined…. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY – We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE – We… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 8, 2012. Confucius Says …. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. He who eats too… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Monday May 7, 2012. Pondering…. Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 2, 2012. Bizarre May Holidays….. May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day May 2 is Fire Day May 3… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Thursday April 12, 2012. Hebonics…. The New York City school board has officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed ‘Hebonics’, as a second language. Backers of… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 11, 2012. Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral…. 1. Geez, what died in here? 2. He looks natural but those… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 4, 2012. Bizarre April Holidays….. April 1 is One Cent Day April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day April 3 is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 29, 2012. Redefining Words….. Abdicate – v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma – n. A valley… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 20, 2012. Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes.. That’s not right… Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?…Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 9, 2012…… The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary… alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter…… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”