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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Wednesday June 6, 2012. Top 10 reasons men were dumped, according to What Went Wrong 1. There’s someone else 2. Our dietary habits differ too… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday June 5, 2012. Ponderings……. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. The pen is mightier… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday June 4, 2012. Did you know?? More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes. Every citizen of Kentucky is required… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 29, 2012. Many a Funny Word – Spoken in Jest The longest word in the English language. According to folk-lore Antidisestablishmentarianism is the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday May 25, 2012. Confucius Says…. He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep. Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday May 24, 2012. Thoughts……. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber crashes in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 23, 2012. You Know You’re Too Stressed If… 1. The Sun is too loud. 2. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday May 17, 2012. Biblical characters as high-tech promoters Couldn’t biblical characters be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad… Read more “THURSDAY’S JOKES, QUOTES, QUIZZLERS AND TEASES!‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 16, 2012. THE NAME GAME (Again!) If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d… Read more “WEDNESDAY’S JOKES, QUOTES, QUIZZLERS AND TEASES!‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 15, 2012. Music Styles……. JAZZ Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. BLUES Played exclusively by people who woke up… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”