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    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, January 20, 2015.     Tuesday’s Punography…… I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.   If quitters never win, and winners never… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

    January 20, 2015 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, December 16, 2014.    Clever Phrases…. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. When fish are in schools… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    December 16, 2014 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, December 9, 2014.    Underwear is important…  (from Northwest Florida Daily News – 15 May 2006) From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

    December 9, 2014 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, December 8, 2014.   Lesser Known Murphy’s Laws……. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

    December 8, 2014 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday, December 5, 2014.    Murphy’s Law in action…… Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏”

    December 5, 2014December 5, 2014 by eucman

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    WELCOME to Tuesday, November 18, 2014.   Witticisms….. Our friend Eddie has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, Eddie takes something for it. I stayed up all night… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    November 18, 2014November 18, 2014 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday, October 2, 2014.    Careers May End in This Way………………. Lawyers are disbarred. Vicars are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    October 2, 2014 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

    WELCOME to Thursday, September 25, 2014.   Extracts from Funny Resumes…… 1. ‘I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.’ 2. ‘I have lurnt Word for… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

    September 25, 2014 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday, August 8, 2014.       Male-Organised Courses for Women…..   Note that due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subject area, class sizes will… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 8, 2014 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday, July 24, 2014.      LIFE EXPLAINED………    On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to the field with the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    July 24, 2014 by eucman

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