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    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, September 15, 2015.    Before and After You Fall in Love…………..   Before After “You take my breath away.” “I feel like I’m suffocating.” Twice a… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 15, 2015 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday, July 29, 2015.    Steven Wright Thoughts.. All the plants in my house are dead–I shot them last night. I was torturing them by watering… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    July 29, 2015 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, July 14, 2015.    Country Music Titles…….  All I Want From You Is Away You Can’t Have Your Kate and Edith Too I’m So… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

    July 14, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, April 13, 2015.     Miscellaneous terms….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    April 13, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, March 23, 2015.    Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 23, 2015 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday, March 19, 2015.    Here’s the Story…. Roger left for work on Friday morning.  Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 19, 2015 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday, January 30, 2015.     More Punography… Seven days without a pun makes one weak. A circus lion won’t eat clowns because they taste funny. A… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    January 30, 2015 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday, January 22, 2015.    Really Bad Puns for Thursday…. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

    January 22, 2015 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, January 20, 2015.     Tuesday’s Punography…… I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.   If quitters never win, and winners never… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

    January 20, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Mondays, December 29, 2014.     Funny Newspaper Headlines…….   Autos killing 210 a Day; Let’s Resolve to do Better Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    December 29, 2014 by eucman

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