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    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, March 23, 2015.    Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 23, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, March 16, 2015.     Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Consider adding… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 16, 2015March 16, 2015 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday, March 12, 2015.    One-liner jokes for Thursday….   I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.  She said ‘Tenpin?’ I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 12, 2015 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday, February 18, 2015.     Did You Realize That… In just one year, each and every American on average consumes enough wood and paper to construct… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    February 18, 2015 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday, January 30, 2015.     More Punography… Seven days without a pun makes one weak. A circus lion won’t eat clowns because they taste funny. A… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    January 30, 2015 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

    WELCOME to Friday, January 16, 2015.     Here’s what I’ve learned in 55 years of living…..   1. HAIR….. Hair is NOT loyal to anybody’s head, kinky, straight, wavy,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

    January 16, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Mondays, December 29, 2014.     Funny Newspaper Headlines…….   Autos killing 210 a Day; Let’s Resolve to do Better Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    December 29, 2014 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, December 16, 2014.    Clever Phrases…. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. When fish are in schools… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    December 16, 2014 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, December 9, 2014.    Underwear is important…  (from Northwest Florida Daily News – 15 May 2006) From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

    December 9, 2014 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, December 8, 2014.   Lesser Known Murphy’s Laws……. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

    December 8, 2014 by eucman

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