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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 10, 2025 ENGLISH for TOURISTS Cocktail lounge, Norway: “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.” On an Athi River highway:… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 7, 2025 Here’s The Story…..Two old men went hunting one day. A hang glider came soaring overheadand the first old man raised his… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 6, 2025 Here’s The Story…..Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawnfurniture out onto the driveway. Shortly… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 4, 2025 Here’s The Story…..One day, an employee received an unusually large paycheck.She decided not to say anything about it.The following week, her… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2025 Here’s The Story…..A man just returned from traveling around the USA for a year.He had a lot of stories to tell.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 31, 2025 As I Mature… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 30, 2025 A FEW SIMPLE RULES FOR HAPPY LIVING: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someoneelse to hold the vegetables while… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 29, 2025 Here’s The Story…My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.He can eat whenever he… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 28, 2025 Here’s The Story…A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definitionof voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 24, 2025 Here’s The Story…An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”