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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 30, 2025 A FEW SIMPLE RULES FOR HAPPY LIVING: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someoneelse to hold the vegetables while… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 29, 2025 Here’s The Story…My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.He can eat whenever he… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 28, 2025 Here’s The Story…A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definitionof voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 24, 2025 Here’s The Story…An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 22, 2025 Here’s The Story…Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workdayagain and the weekend is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 17, 2025 Here’s The Story…A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago bitinghis fingernails and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 13`1, 2025 Here’s The Story…Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recentlyretired was describing his life, “I get up… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 10, 2025 Here’s The Story…I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customerswho sent their seven-year-old son to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 7, 2025 Herse the Story…A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wantedeach of them to have learned one fact… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 1, 2025 Here’s The Story…One day Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalogand admiring all the beautiful models.Ole said to Sven,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”