oscars – Page 3 – The World According to the Eucman!

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Thursday September 13, 2012. Really Bad Analogies….. Chicken: it’s like a cow, but different. His fountain pen was so expensive it looked as if… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday September 11, 2012. Actual Questions for the Librarian… “I’m looking for a book.” “Do you have books here?” “Do you have a list of all… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday September 10, 2012. Pondering……again! Do fish get thirsty? Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Do penguins have knees? Do they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday September 4, 2012. English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 29, 2012. Pondering……Again! Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they don’t point… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday August 17, 2012. Insults You can use….. She’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book. She’s a few sandwiches short… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 15, 2012. Bad Responses To The “How Do I Look” Question….. 1. “That’s a great outfit honey but Halloween was 6 weeks ago.”… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday July 27, 2012. Once Again…Confucius Say…… Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday July 26, 2012. Did you know???? Apples are Female – the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”