WELCOME to Thursday December 20, 2012. ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN ** It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. ** Hold your… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday December 19, 2012. Politicians Job Explanation…. Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody. Whenever there… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday December 18, 2012. Paradoxes….. From George Carlin. The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday December 17, 2012. New Words for Monday……. AQUADEXTROUS adj., Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with one’s toes. CARPERPETUATION n.,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday December 14, 2012. Counter Proverbs……. – Actions speak louder than words. -or- The pen is mightier than the sword. – Look before you leap. -or-… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday December 13, 2012. Today’s Daffynitions {intaxication}: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. {reintarnation}:… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday December 12, 2012. The Benefits of Growing Older (and you thought there weren’t any) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday December 11, 2012. Useful English System Unit Conversions …. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday December 10, 2012. Da Rams….. You know I think it’s kinda nice when your home town football team that you never ever ever gave up… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday December 7, 2012. Memories…… An 80-year-old couple was having problems remembering things so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 