travel – Page 5 – The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Monday September 17, 2012. Life’s really not like the movies. Movies: The hero calmly walks away without flinching as the building explodes behind him. Real… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday September 13, 2012. Really Bad Analogies….. Chicken: it’s like a cow, but different. His fountain pen was so expensive it looked as if… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday September 10, 2012. Pondering……again! Do fish get thirsty? Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Do penguins have knees? Do they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday September 7, 2012. Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday September 6, 2012. Hickphonics………. ARE – pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective. AYER – noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday September 5, 2012. A plethora of cute and short jokes…… My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday September 4, 2012. English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”