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    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday March 23, 2018. Play with Words – Illogical, Yet Funny English Language… The market garden was designed to produce produce. The city tip was… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    March 23, 2018 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday March 22, 2018.  “Why aren’t you married yet?” Comebacks😎    You haven’t asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. What?… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 22, 2018 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday March 21, 2018.  Here’s the story, Paresh, an Indian carpenter I once hired to help me restore my old farmhouse had just finished a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 21, 2018 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday March 19, 2018. Life time Signs………….Really………… SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you We will save your sole We will even… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 19, 2018 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday March 16, 2018. Unusual and Strange Phobias…… Pteronophobia – Panic when tickled by feathers. Pediophobia – Fear of dolls. Russophobia – Dread of Russians.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 16, 2018March 16, 2018 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday March 15, 2018. Marriage Definitions….. BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 15, 2018 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday March 14, 2018. Thoughts from Steven Wright…….. Today  I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” And I said,  “Hello, could I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 14, 2018 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday March 9, 2018.   WWJD…. Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials  really have been changed to stand for… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 9, 2018 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday March 8, 2018.   As you know, Neanderthal man may have interbred with modern man. His descendants are with us even today, passing for full-blooded… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 8, 2018 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday March 7, 2018.     Many a Funny Word – Spoken in Jest….  The longest word in the English language. According to folk-lore Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    March 7, 2018 by eucman

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