vacation – Page 12 – The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday April 16, 2012. Office Lingo…. Activate: To make carbons and add more names to the memo. Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 13, 2012. Deep Thoughts…. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 10, 2012. Rules of Life…. 1. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 9, 2012. Learn a new word each day. Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 6, 2012. Confucius Says….. Confucius Says: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 5, 2012. Tendjewberrymud….. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 4, 2012. Bizarre April Holidays….. April 1 is One Cent Day April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day April 3 is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 3, 2012. Words to Ponder….. Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. My idea of housework is to sweep… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 30, 2012. ….. What I find amazing today are clothes. Sure I know that styles go back and forth, but I don’t think… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 29, 2012. Redefining Words….. Abdicate – v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma – n. A valley… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”