Welcome, to Tuesday, December 29th! ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN….1. It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. 2. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. 3. Wearing white is always appropriate. 4. Winter is the best of the four seasons. 5. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection. 5. There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend. 6. We’re all made up of mostly water. 7. You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you. 8. Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize! 9. Avoid yellow snow. Don’t get too much sun. 10. It’s embarrassing when you can’t look down and see your feet. 11. It’s fun to hang out in your front yard. 12. There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll. And in the grand tradion of saving the best for last…13. It’s not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts. “That’s my story for today and I’m sticking to it! Have a great day people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

Quotes of the Day

“Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.” – Katharine Hepburn

“Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.”
– Bob Thaves

“Sure I’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.”
– Lillian Carter, in her 80s

“President Obama says that this year for Christmas his daughters want an iPod, video games and some books. But boy — you should have seen the looks on their faces when he told them instead they’re both getting universal healthcare.” -Conan O’Brien

“President Obama said on a radio show this morning that he and Michelle decided several years ago not to exchange Christmas presents. My wife and I made the same decision a few years ago and let me tell you, it’s a trap, Obama! Don’t fall for it.” -Jimmy Fallon

“In Massachusetts, Republicans are upset over a new tax hike on dogs. It was slipped into a bill at the last minute by Democrats. Democrats claim they’re only going to be taxing dogs that make over $250,000 a year, though.” -Jay Leno

Joke of the Day*
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.” Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.” Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?” “From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘You know, it really stinks down here. How often do some of your people take a bath?’ Answer: Midway. Starring Charlton Heston.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? ‘Dead or alive, you are coming with me.’
 

Monday’s Crazy definitions, I will give you lyrics from each song, in order. You provide the Before and After answer. Each answer may involve two or three songs. Earth below us, drifting, falling.
The world is, the world is, love and life are deep. Answer: Major Tom Sawyer. “Major Tom,” by Peter Schilling, continues the story of Major Tom begun in David Bowie’s “Space Oddity.” “Tom Sawyer” is by Rush.

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features the names of various song titles that share a word in common and are written back-to-back. James Brown sang about how he felt, while the Beach Boys sang of feeling a little bit “shaky”.

Monday’s Quizzler is..
Your task is to discover what the following words have in common with each other. Good luck:
Comanche
Hesperus
Minimalist
Nebuchadnezzar
Piranha
ANSWER: Each word has a country hidden within.
cOMANche, hesPERUs, miniMALIst, nebuCHADnezzar, pIRANha

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…
The name GEORGe mIchAel has the state GEORGIA hidden inside it, in order from left to right. Can you find the states hidden in each of the following?

1. MUSTACHE
2. MAX STEINER
3. GEORGE HARRISON
4. THAT’S THE WAY IT IS
5. INTERDENOMINATIONAL
6. JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
7. JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON
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