Welcome, to Wednesday, December 30th! Has everyone recovered from their holiday festivities? Take a breather while you have the chance because it’s not over yet. The big one is this Thursday…New Year’s Eve. My wife plans are either church or the St. Louis Street festival thing, I just can’t remember the name first night or something. One thing for sure is that one will totally put me to sleep while the other one will freeze my assets off. What a way to end the year and start the new one. “That’s my story for today and I’m sticking to it! Have a great day people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“The great tragedy of Science – the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.”
– Thomas H. Huxley
“The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.”
– John Kenneth Galbraith
“Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”
– Sir Winston Churchill
“A new study shows that California has the dirtiest tap water in the country. California officials insist that the dirty water is fine as long as you chew it thoroughly.” -Conan O’Brien
“They used to say a recession is when your neighbor lost his job, and a depression is when you lost yours, but now they say a recession is when Wall Street gets bailed out, and a depression is what you get thinking about it.” -Jay Leno
“A new study found that women’s faces age and wrinkle just like their mothers. The study was conducted by the American Society of Wrong Things to Say to Your Wife.” -Jimmy Fallon
Joke of the Day!
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and an attractive young waitress comes for his order. He gives her a smile and says, “I want a quickie.” She turns red in the face and ahems, “Sir, I don’t know what kind of restaurant you’re used to eating in, but I can assure you you’re not going to get a quickie here!” “How disappointing,” the man replied. “Could you ask the chef to make an exception?” “He doesn’t have anything to do with it!” says the waitress indignantly. “Hmmm,” do you know anywhere around here where I could get a quickie?” “I’m SURE I don’t know,” answers the waitress loudly. A patron from the next table leans over and taps the man on the shoulder, “I think it’s pronounced QUICHE.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Dead or alive, you are coming with me.’ Answer: Robocop. Great action film from the 80s.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? ‘Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.’
Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features the names of various song titles that share a word in common and are written back-to-back. James Brown sang about how he felt, while the Beach Boys sang of feeling a little bit “shaky”. Answer: I Feel Good Vibrations. James Brown, a.k.a. “The Godfather of Soul”, was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 1986. His hit “I Feel Good” was a chart-topper in 1966. (Note: the actual title is (“I Got You) I Feel Good” but most people know this song as simply “I Feel Good”). The Beach Boys’ #1 Hit from 1966, “Good Vibrations”, came from the album “Pet Sounds”.
Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features the names of various song titles that share a word in common and are written back-to-back. This song is one of the biggest hits for The Eagles, and the next song was a hit in the late 1960’s for The Mamas and the Papas.
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The name GEORGe mIchAel has the state GEORGIA hidden inside it, in order from left to right. Can you find the states hidden in each of the following?
1. MUSTACHE
2. MAX STEINER
3. GEORGE HARRISON
4. THAT’S THE WAY IT IS
5. INTERDENOMINATIONAL
6. JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
7. JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON
ANSWER: 1. Utah, 2. Maine, 3. Ohio, 4. Hawaii, 5. Indiana, 6. Nevada, 7. Montana
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…
A song title has been put into very fancy language. Put it back into its original form.
These individuals are totally unacquainted with each other at the time of day that is usually considered late p.m. to early a.m.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTERS OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO, MS. KIM HILLYARD AND SWEETJAZZ5! WAY2GO LADIES!
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Welcome, to Wednesday, December 30th! Has everyone recovered from their holiday festivities? Take a breather while you have the chance because it’s not over yet. The big one is this Thursday…New Year’s Eve. My wife plans are either church or the St. Louis Street festival thing, I just can’t remember the name first night or something. One thing for sure is that one will totally put me to sleep while the other one will freeze my assets off. What a way to end the year and start the new one. “That’s my story for today and I’m sticking to it! Have a great day people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 
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