Welcome, to Thursday, February 4th! OK! A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses. Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.  Ten years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.  Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they have never been there before.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLE and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

“I read in The New York Times that the Obama administration is planning huge changes to President Bush’s ‘No Child Left
Behind’ law. The new law will be called ‘Let’s Face It, Some Kids Are Just Duds.'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“NASA is sending a missile to the moon to find out if there is water there. If it works, NASA plans on looking for water
on other planets. I would drink water from other planets. I’m not sure about water from Uranus, though.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“A list has been published of the foods that are most likely to expose you to infectious disease, and surprisingly all of
them are healthy foods like leafy greens and fresh fruits. In other words, America is gonna be just fine.” -Conan O’Brien

Joke of the Day*

While watching my grandson’s baseball game, I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes. 
She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning. Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people’s eyes as she walked into the vet’s office with her dog in her arms and her child on a leash. All I could think was, “What’s wrong with this picture!”

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 Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Remember my birthday party? You drank all the Blueberry Schnapps and luged on my mom?”  

Answer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy tries to convince Grueler that he doesn’t want to kill her now he is a vampire, because they used to be friends. Luke Perry disposes of him shortly anyway (what a depressing way to go – at the hand of Mr Perry who, having stabbed you through the heart goes on to call you “a coat rack”). 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen!”

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Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Roses are red Some diamonds are blue Chivalry is dead But you’re still kinda cute”  

ANSWER: Promiscuous. The Canadian singer Nelly Furtado and “Promiscuous”. Pretty far from her breakthrough song from 2000, “I’m Like A Bird”. It was the number one on Billboard Hot 100 for six weeks, and reached number one on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play and Billboard Pop 100.     

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Gotta change my answering machine Now that I’m alone Cuz right now it says that we Can’t come to the phone”  

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

Figure out what the trio in each set have in common. As long as each answer is a six-letter plural word, ending in -s.
Example: Railroad, wild animal, music CD: TRACKS
1) Hunting dog
Compass
Scoreboard

2) Dungeon
Jewelry store
Sequence

3) Fish
Sheet music
Dieters

4) Municipal parking lot
Electric utility
Rhythm in verse 

ANSWER: 1) Points, 2) Chains, 3) Scales, 4) Meters
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…

What does the following rebus represent?

August 24th, 2005 at 12:03pm – everybody knows your name.
August 24th, 2005 at 12:18pm – everybody has now forgotten who you are. 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! STUPENDIOUS! 

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