Welcome, to Tuesday, February 23th!  How about a look at the Middle East Phase Book?
Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.  

Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.  

Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.  

Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.  

Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.  

Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande
I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.

Balli, Balli, Balli
Whatever you say.  

Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.  

Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

 
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. 
 
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits in the newspaper. 

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. 

Introducing ‘Lite’ – The new way to spell ‘Light’, but with twenty per cent fewer letters. 
 
I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
 

Joke of the Day* 

SOME GOOD ONES

1. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

2. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the demand.

3. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

4. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

5. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

6. It’s easier to fight for ones’ principles than to live up to them.

7. I don’t mind going anywhere as long as it’s an interesting path.

8. Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

9. It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

10. If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.

11. I don’t get even, I get older.

12. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

13. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

14. I am a nutritional overachiever.

15. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. 
 
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Problem, guys?’
‘Just scoping out your civilian wardrobe.’ ‘Pretty cool, huh?’ ‘For a fashion victim.’
 
Answer: Lost Boys. This is when Sam (Corey Haim) meets the Frogg brothers (Edgar – Corey {Feldman;} Allan – Jamison Newlander) for the first time, at the comic book store.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘I’m a terrific penpal, hopelessly devoted to each and every one.’

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “You’re a masterpiece I know that he Can’t appreciate your beauty Don’t let him cheapen you”  

ANSWER: Mario Vasquez. This “American Idol” drop-out managed to get somewhere without Simon Cowell.
“Gallery” is written and co-produced by Ne-Yo (the guy’s been active this year!) and reached number 35 on the Billboard Hot 100.  

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) to wriggle
1b) a member of the British gentry
1c) a small forcible stream of liquid

2a) this color is a blend of red and yellow darkened by black
2b) the top of the head
2c) to cover with water

3a) more recent
3b) rubbish
3c) a written communication

4a) free from color
4b) a high-pitched plaintive cry
4c) although   

ANSWER: 1) squirm, squire, squirt
2) brown, crown, drown
3) latter, litter, letter
4) white, whine, while 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

It was Louis Ixolite’s bedtime and as usual he wanted a bedtime story.
He was a bright young man and had managed to communicate in Rebuses before he could speak.
Daddy asked Louis which story he would like to hear and Louis scribbled down the following Rebus in crayon.

Soybeans “blah blah blah”
Jack “blah blah blah”
Kidneybeans “blah blah blah”

What story did Louis want to hear? 

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