Welcome, to Wednesday, February 24th! Today we take a look at Real Signs In Shop Windows.
Signs In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

In the window of an Oregon general store: “Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?”

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”

On a Tennessee highway: “Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”

From the safety information card in America West Airline seat pocket: “If you are sitting in an exit row and can
not read this card, please tell a crew member.”

On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”

On a delicatessen wall: “Our best is none too good.”  
 
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

“A new study found that the Reebok Classic is the most popular shoe worn by burglars. The second most popular shoe
worn by burglars: yours.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“According to doctors, marijuana use among the elderly is at an all-time high. Apparently, senior citizens are moving very
slowly, making crazy statements, and going out to dinner very early.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“There’s a bit of a scandal in men’s figure skating at the Olympics. Three skaters have tested positive for ‘fabulous.'”
-David Letterman

“This weekend was the birthday of Copernicus. He was quite a ladies’ man, known as the Tiger Woods of his day.”
– Craig Ferguson

“One can acquire everything in solitude – except character.” – Marie Henri Beyle

“Every man is the builder of a temple called his body.” – Henry David Thoreau 
  

Joke of the Day*

After a recent move, I made up a list of companies, agencies, and services that needed to know my new address and phoned each one to ask for the change to be made. Everything went smoothly until I called one of my frequent flier accounts. After I explained to the representative what I wanted to do, the woman told me, “I’m sorry; we can’t do that over the phone. You will have to fill out our change-of-address form.” “How do I get one of those?” I asked. “We’d be happy to provide you with one,” she said pleasantly. “May I have your new address so that I can mail it to you?”  
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘I’m a terrific penpal, hopelessly devoted to each and every one.’ 

Answer: Grease. Spoken in a conversation between Sandy and Marty. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘There are no more good German songs, only Nazi songs!… And now you come in here, looking for someone to lift your morale? Well I won’t! I won’t.’

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days” 

ANSWER: white and nerdy. Sick of hip hop songs? Then you should hear this (listen to the lyrics, and don’t be surprised when you laugh out loud). There is an absolutely brilliant video to it as well. Chamillionare was actually impressed by “Weird Al” Yankovic’s rapping abilities (got to say that I was too, saw a whole new side of Yankovic). He even put the song on his own MySpace. Now that’s the reaction you want when you parody someone.    

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick, and see if shes home Oops I bet you thought, that I didn’t know”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

It was Louis Ixolite’s bedtime and as usual he wanted a bedtime story.
He was a bright young man and had managed to communicate in Rebuses before he could speak.
Daddy asked Louis which story he would like to hear and Louis scribbled down the following Rebus in crayon.
Soybeans “blah blah blah”
Jack “blah blah blah”
Kidneybeans “blah blah blah”
What story did Louis want to hear?   

ANSWER: Jack and the Beanstalk. Get it? Jack and the beans talk! 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

There are five people. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.
2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.
3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben’s new computer next week.
4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.
5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.
6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.
7. Dan used to drink heavily.
8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.
9. The murderer is Jack’s brother. They grew up together in Seattle. 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! WONDERFUL SOLVING JOB LADIES!

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