Welcome, to Tuesday, March 9th! It’s 49 degrees outside and it’s raining, but it’s warm weather and nobody cares as long as it’s warm. I’ve had enough cold weather to last me for a lifetime, I just want to see some heat, some sunshine and some golf courses! Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
   
Quotes of the Day  

My son, a high school senior, went to take a national literacy test recently. A sign on the classroom door read “Literacy Testing in Progress: Do Not Distrub!”
 
I posed this question to my thoughtful father: “If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?” He replied, “Russia.”
 
I won’t be hiring this assistant soon, even if her resume boasts, “I’m a team player with 16 years of assassinating experience.” 
 

Joke of the Day*  

When the icemaker in our new refrigerator broke, my husband dropped by the store to arrange for repairs. Because the sun was bright, my husband’s eyes hadn’t adjusted to the dim light inside in time to see a woman sitting on the floor examining carpet samples.  He stepped on her leg and she screamed, causing him to jump into a display of fireplace tools that went crashing in every direction. Unnerved, my husband stumbled over to the service desk, and as he went to rest his hands on the counter, he flipped over a bowl full of little mints, scattering them everywhere.  After taking a deep breath to calm himself, he announced to the wide-eyed woman working there, “My refrigerator doesn’t  work.” “I don’t doubt it,” she replied.

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Because you told me the first time that I met you that you didn’t gobble and you didn’t lie. Well I don’t [care] if you gobble but don’t you ever lie to me again. Because I’ll forgive you once, but I won’t forgive you twice.”   

Answer: White Palace. “White Palace” was a great movie! It starred Susan Sarandon and James Spader. Nora (Sarandon) told Max (Spader) this after she caught him lying to her about where he’d been. She thought he was ashamed to take her around his friends.   

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Dawn, honey, so glad you made it on time darling cuz you got some splainin’ to do.” 

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”   “So delicious (It’s hot, hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)”  

ANSWER: The lyrics actually come from Fergie’s “Fergalicious.” The hit comes from her album, “The Dutchess,” released on October 23, 2006.    

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong Move along, move along like I know you do And even when your hope is gone…”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

Can you decipher this phrase:

1) Rib
2) Rib <—
3) Rib <—
4) Rib
5) Rib <—
6) Rib
7) Rib <—     

ANSWER: Prime Ribs 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

The following quotes are from Galileo Galilei (1564 – 1642). He was an Italian physicist and astronomer.

Can you decode them?
Both puzzles use the same code.

* The hint provides three vowels.

A=D

“PJQ LXUUJN NCXLV X RXU XUPNVZUK; PJQ LXU JUOP VCOH VZR AZBLJTCD ZN ZU VZRBCOG.”

“XOO NDQNVB XDC CXBP NJ QUACDBNXUA JULC NVCP XDC AZBLJTCDCA; NVC HJZUN ZB NJ AZBLJTCD NVCR.”  

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