Welcome,to Thursday June 17th. A Real Man A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.   He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine. Never mind.  Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Thurday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y  
“I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.” –Richard Jeni 
 
“There’s always one of my uncles who watches a boxing match with me and says, “Sure. Ten million dollars. You know, for that kind of money, I’d fight him.” As if someone is going to pay $200 a ticket to see a 57-year-old carpet salesman get hit in the face once and cry. –Larry Miller 
 
“I tried to make money as a kid. I had a lemonade stand for about six weeks. I made no money. I had to burn it down and collect insurance.” –Brian Kiley
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I’m dyslexic, and attended a conference about the disorder with a friend. The speakers asked us to share a personal   experience with the group. I told them stress aggravates my condition, in which I reverse words and letters when I’m tense. When I finished speaking, my friend leaned over and whispered to me, “Now I know why you named your daughter Hannah.”
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘I’m sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.’   

Answer: Miss Congeniality!  “Miss Congeniality” is about a female agent who goes undercover as a Miss America contestant, to solve a case. She is not too keen to go through with this assignment, because it is definitely an understatement to say that she is nothing like the contestants in the pageant. Victor, her stylist, says this to Gracie, the agent, as she eats a steak with her mouth open. Anybody who has seen someone talk and eat with their mouth open (at the same time) knows that it is nothing short of disgusting, as Victor notices at this point. He is trying to make her into a lady, and he knows he’s got his work cut out for him when he sees her eat.   

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Oh, here’s a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!” _____________________________________________________________________________________

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “My heart’s crippled by the vein that I keep on closing”  

ANSWER: Bleeding Love! “Bleeding Love” debuted at number 85 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart of March 1st, 2009. Six weeks later, it zoomed to number one and spent a total of four non-consecutive weeks there. It remained in the top ten for twenty weeks, the top 40 for 33 weeks and a total of 39 weeks on the Hot 100. The song found its way to number one on Billboard’s Hot Adult Contemporary Tracks Chart and sold over 3 million digital downloads in the United States alone. In Billboard’s yearend countdown, “Bleeding Love” was ranked number two and at the 51st Grammy Awards it was up for “Record of the Year”. Quite an impressive feat for her debut American hit!  

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

See if you can figure out the words in this “pyramid” using the hints given below. Each new word contains the same letters as the previous word, plus a new letter.

1) First letter of the English alphabet
2) Present; attending
3) Loves picnics
4) A small biter
5) Pro ballplayers have one
6) An attracting object
7) An article of clothing
8) A heated debate    

Answer:1) A, 2) At, 3) Ant, 4) Gnat, 5) Agent, 6) Magnet, 7) Garment, 8) Argument      

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

Below are anagrams of some musical instruments popular in a particular style of music. Your task is to discover what these instruments are and the style of music. I have placed the number of letters in brackets if there are two words. Good luck.
Term put
Clear tin
Bent room
Air tug
O! A pin
A U.S. bobsled (6, 4)
A drab show 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! AMAZING WORK CARRIE!  

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