Welcome, ‏to Wednesday July 7th. THINGS ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A JIGSAW PUZZLE….

1. Don’t force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.

2. When things aren’t going so well, take a break. Everything will look different when you return.

3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces only leads to frustration.

4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by bit, piece by piece.

5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to come back later (see #4).

6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook.

7. Variety is the spice of life. It’s the different colors and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.

8. Working together with friends and family makes any task fun.

9. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and order.

10. Don’t be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are surprising.

11. Take time often to celebrate your successes (even little ones).

12. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can’t be rushed.  
   
Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.” – Tallulah Bankhead

“Envy is the ulcer of the soul.” – Socrates

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” – George Carlin
 
After examining the paltry tips left by a church group, our waitress was not pleased. Looking toward my table, she grumbled, “Those people come in with the Ten Commandments and a ten-dollar bill, and they don’t break any of them!” 
 
I answer a lot of questions at the information desk at Olympic National Park, in Washington State. But one visitor stumped me: “Do you have any trails that just go downhill?”
 
Even though it was warm outside, the heat was on full blast in my office at the hospital. So I asked our nursing unit secretary to get someone to fix it. This was a one-man job, so I could not figure out why two guys showed up — until I was handed the maintenance request form. It read “Head nurse is hot.” 

What’s  On  the  Web? 
Top 100: Great Movies Every Guy Must See (and Own)
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Guy Must See (and Own). It’s that simple. 
Visit: http://www.instash.com/top-100-great-movies-every-guy-must-see 
 
  
Guaranteed  to  Roll  Your  Eyes 
A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mail. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus. “It’s a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse,” I said. “What could be worse?” my single co-worker asked wryly. “The Let’s Just Be Friends virus?”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Every time you get hit, feels like I’m gettin’ hit, too.”    

Answer:  Cinderella Man! Renee Zellweger played Mae Braddock who said this in the movie to her husband, played by actor Russel Crowe right before a really big fight of his. She was worried about who he had to fight. It was important because it showed she loved him and was worried, but it gave her husband the desire to win and get through it. He was an Irish/ American boxer during the Great Depression trying to take care of his family. This movie is a 2005 American drama that Ron Howard, Penny Marshall and Brian Gazer produced. It is based on the real life story of a boxer named James J. Braddock.      

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “You know, if I had a face like yours, I’d try to make up for it with some sort of personality!”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I know she’s got it cause she lookin’ at me like she want it (Want It) She drop it low, make me wanna throw some on it”   

ANSWER:  “She Got It” 2 Pistols Feat T-Pain and Tay Dizm! The song “She Got It” originally had a different version of the song, but it started to fall apart and the version that is known today came out. This song is in 2 Pistols’ album “Death Before Dishonor”. The song came out in the United States on February 19, 2008. 

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Every time you kiss me
Kiss me like you’ll never see me again, every time you touch me”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

Here are more movie alternates, but this time they are a bit more challenging.
Use synonyms of the following phrases to decode popular movie titles.
1.) Razors of Honor
2.) Wonder-male Comes Back
3.) Ruler of the Bands
4.) Endless Light of the Unstained Head
5.) Super Quartet
6.) Mandibles   

Answer: 1.) Blades of Glory, 2.) Superman Returns, 3.) Lord of the Rings, 4.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
5.) Fantastic Four, 6.) Jaws    

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

In the four sentences below, are two blanks. You must fill them in with words that are either anagrams, synonyms, antonyms, or homonyms. You can only use each of these one time each sentence. Can you figure out each word?

1. The golfer has yelled out “____,” ____ times today.

2. They began to ____ scones, and drink ____.

3. She used one ____ to look down at her wrist and see her ____.

4. He ran ____ the dog in order ____ not get bitten by it.  

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