Welcome, ‏to Thursday July 8th. HOW ABOUT SOME REALLY DEEP THOUGHTS ABOUT WOMEN?  
1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 

2. Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 

3. Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? 

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 

5. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? 

6. How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures? 

7. Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath? 

8. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? 

9. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say ‘It’s all right’? It isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That hurt, you stupid idiot?’ 

10. Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don’t have to live with women?     
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. 
 
Old men are fond of giving advice to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples.
 
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
 
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.  

He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. 

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap. 

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
 
When you become senile, you won’t know it.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. 
 
I’ve only got one wrinkle and I’m sitting on it.
 
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.  

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “You know, if I had a face like yours, I’d try to make up for it with some sort of personality!”   

Answer: Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze! The character Raphael said this to the character Tatsu in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” (1991). The Ninjas had just broken into Foot Headquarters where Shredder and the other bad guys had stashed the last canister of ooze which was used to create the Turtles. Tatsu was really ugly and Raphael had been making these comments as they were fighting.    

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Brilliant, isn’t he? Completely demented, of course. Terrifying to be in the same room with him.”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Every time you kiss me, Kiss me like you’ll never see me again, every time you touch me”   

ANSWER: “Like You’ll Never See Me Again” – Alicia Keys! This song even though did not come out in 2008 but 2007. It still was popular during 2008, making it onto this list. The song is from Alicia Keys’ album “As I Am”. This song came out to the United States on November 26, 2007.   

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” What hurts the most was being so close And having so much to say And watchin’ you walk away”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

In the four sentences below, are two blanks. You must fill them in with words that are either anagrams, synonyms, antonyms, or homonyms. You can only use each of these one time each sentence. Can you figure out each word?
1. The golfer has yelled out “____,” ____ times today.
2. They began to ____ scones, and drink ____.
3. She used one ____ to look down at her wrist and see her ____.
4. He ran ____ the dog in order ____ not get bitten by it.     

Answer: 1. The golfer has yelled out “FORE,” FOUR times today. (homonyms)
2. They began to EAT scones, and drink TEA. (Anagrams)
3. She used one EYE to look down at her wrist and see her WATCH. (Synonyms)
4. He ran FROM the dog in order TO not get bitten by it. (Antonyms)  

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in alphabetical order, e.g. _ _ A _ U S; add A B and C it would become ABACUS.

1. F _ _ R I _,

2. T H I _ _ _,

3. A _ U _ _ A,

4. _ _ _ I N E,

5. A _ _ _ T E,

6. _ _ _ A C K. 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! AMAZING JOB CARRIE! 

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