Welcome, ‏to Tuesday July 20th. Bizarre Town Names……..
 
Horneytown, North Carolina

Whynot, North Carolina

Hicksville, Ohio

Knockemstiff, Ohio

Slaughterville, Oklahoma

Idiotville, Oregon

Virginville, Pennsylvania

Sweet Lips, Tennessee

Ding Dong, Texas

Looneyville, Texas

Butts, Virginia

Imalone, Wisconsin

Toad Suck, Texas

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Unalaska, Alaska

French Lick, Indiana

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“A new study found that women have better memories than men. Also, listen to this. A new study found that women have better memories than men.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Marvel Studios is looking for a new actor to play the Incredible Hulk. It’s hard because it has to be a normal person that can change to a scary monster with an anger problem. Mel Gibson is available.”- Craig Ferguson

“In Cincinnati, a woman gave birth to two 10-pound baby boys. The kids are named Stretch and Mark.” – Jay Leno

What’s On the Web?

PICK THE WORST
You’re given two options, neither of which are good.
However, you need to pick the worst. Hmmm, would I
rather eat 52 hard boiled eggs or 52 hot dogs?

Visit: http://www.picktheworst.com/ 

EVIL PLAN GENERATOR
Have you ever wanted to come up with a great evil plan,
but just never had the time or intelligence? Well with
the Evil Plan Generator, you can come up with any number
of plans!

Visit: http://mrpuzuzu.tripod.com/plan.html 

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.”    

Answer: Apocalypse Now! Spoken by Robert Duvall’s character to some of his men after U.S. pilots had just dropped some napalm on a nearby village. The 1979 film by Francis Ford Coppola was inspired by Joseph Conrad’s 1902 novella “Heart of Darkness” about a journey upriver on a steamer into the Congo and African jungle. This film is about a US Army assassin sent to assassinate a demented warlord and former Colonel who ruled a band of native warriors in the jungle. This movie has become a cult classic.  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.”   

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Feeling all out of my element, throwing things, crying, trying to figure out where the hell I went wrong…” 

ANSWER: We Belong Together!  “We Belong Together” made its Billboard Hot 100 debut at number 81 on April 16th, 2005. Six weeks later, the song topped the American charts and held that position for most of the summer. It spent 23 weeks in the top ten, 35 weeks in the top forty and 43 weeks on the Hot 100. “We Belong Together” was the second release from her album “The Emancipation of Mimi” after “It’s Like That” reached number 16. “Shake It Off” was Mariah Carey’s follow-up to “We Belong Together” and spent six weeks at number two. Lifehouse took “You And Me” to number five in 2005. “Cry Me A River” was a number three hit for Justin Timberlake in 2003.   

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis…”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

What does this rebus represent?

ABDFGHJKLMNOPQRSUVXYZ   

Answer:”Twice removed”
The letters “T W I C E” have been removed from the alphabet; hence the phrase.   

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

A name of a musical instrument is hidden in each of these phrases or sentences.

1. Which arm on Icarus held this instrument?
2. Man wearing kepi a novice player.
3. Orpheus carefully replaced ancient instrument.
4. Educator Gandhi played Bach.
5. No car in Asia has instrument aboard.
6. Instrument played in Olympic colorful parade.
7. Cancel long concert for stringed instrument.
8. Urban joke played on instrument.
9. Angelic playing with arpeggios.
10. Absolutely beautiful playing of stringed instrument.  

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