Welcome, ‏to Thursday July 22th. Office Lingo……..
Activate:
To make carbons and add more names to the memo. 

Advanced Design:
Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency’s copywriters. 

All New:
Parts not interchangeable with existing models. 

Approved:
Needs revising 

Automatic:
That which you cannot repair yourself. 

Channels:
The trails left by interoffice memos. 

Clarify:
To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground.
 
Conference:
A place where conversation is substituted for the loneliness of thought and the dreariness of labor.
 
Confidential Memo:
No time to photocopy for the whole office. 

Consultant:
Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is and then walks away with the watch. 

Forwarded For Your Consideration:
You hold the bag for a while. 

FYI:
Found yesterday, interested? 

In Conference:
Nobody can find him/her. 

Let’s Get Together On This:
I’m assuming you’re as confused as I.
 
Note & Initial:
I’m not taking the fall for this myself. 

Policy:
We can hide behind this. 

Please See Me:
Come down to my office. I’m lonely. 

Top Priority:
It may be stupid but the boss wants it.
 
We Are Taking A Survey:
We need more time to think of an answer or we can’t find anyone willing to be responsible for this. 

Will Advise In Due Course: If we figure it out, we’ll let you know. Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thurday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“Some public schools now will be serving sushi. Well, if you love cafeteria meatloaf, you’re going to really love
cafeteria sushi!” -Dave Letterman 
 
“Scientists in China say they have found a dolphin they previously thought was extinct. Scientists say the dolphin
is rare, beautiful, and delicious with hot mustard sauce.” –Conan O’Brien 
 
“Here is a very odd story. A woman in Tennessee is now suing a local pharmacy after buying what she thought were birth control patches. They turned out to be nicotine patches. The good news, her new baby is now down to a half a pack a day.” –Jay Leno

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disap-
pointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher. “Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.” Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system: “Will the gentleman who was looking for bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”   

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.”     

Answer: City of Angels!  Great movie. It was inspired by the modern classic, “Wings of Desire”. This movie came out in 1998 and involved an angel played by Nicholas Cage who was spotted by a doctor, played by Meg Ryan, in an operating room. The angel, who was watching over Los Angeles, fell in love with Maggie, the heart surgeon. I don’t want to give the whole plot away so rent it. This show was so touching and you’ll need tissues for this one also.   

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis…” 

ANSWER: Mr. Brightside!  “Mr. Brightside” launched itself onto the Billboard Hot 100 at number 40 on February 12th, 2005. On June 11th, the song peaked at number ten and remained in the top 40 for 34 weeks and the Hot 100 for 38 weeks. It also made the rounds throughout the world including reaching the top forty in the U.K., New Zealand and Australia. Its success on alternative radio in the U.K. resulted in it being named “Song of the Decade” by both radio stations Absolute Radio and XFM.  

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk…”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

A name of a musical instrument is hidden in each of these phrases or sentences.

1. Which arm on Icarus held this instrument?
2. Man wearing kepi a novice player.
3. Orpheus carefully replaced ancient instrument.
4. Educator Gandhi played Bach.
5. No car in Asia has instrument aboard.
6. Instrument played in Olympic colorful parade.
7. Cancel long concert for stringed instrument.
8. Urban joke played on instrument.
9. Angelic playing with arpeggios.
10. Absolutely beautiful playing of stringed instrument.   

Answer: 1. harmonica, 2. piano, 3. lyre, 4. organ, 5. ocarina, 6. piccolo, 7. cello, 8. banjo, 9. harp, 10. lute.  

Thursday’s Quizzler is…   

All answers end in sting and the whole word is obtained in the clues below.

eg: A sting that cures fatigue
answer: reSTING

1. A sting that cures hunger
2. A sting that cleans your room
3. A sting that makes you laugh
4. A sting that cooks your meat
5. A sting that spoils your tools
6. A sting that holds your attention
7. A sting that some observe in Lent
8. A sting that cooks are always using
9. A sting that browns your bread 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO ANDREA L BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS! 

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