Welcome, ‏to Tuesday July 27th.   Natural Laws………

“The Law of Volunteering”
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

“The Law of Avoiding Oversell”
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

“The Law of Reality”
Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.

“The Law of Self Sacrifice”
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

“Barnes’ Law”
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

“Law of Probable Dispersal”
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

“Law of Volunteer Labor”
People are always available for work in the past tense.

“Conway’s Law”
In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

“Law of Cybernetic Entomology”
There is always one more bug.

“Heller’s Law”
The first myth of management is that it exists.

“Osborne’s Law”
Variables won’t; constants aren’t.

“Main’s Law”
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

“Berg’s Second Law”
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“I was in McDonald’s and I saw this kid take his Happy Meal toy and throw it on the ground. His mom said, ‘Hey, you play with that. There are children in China who are manufacturing those!'” –Laura Silverman 
 
“I have a Y chromosome that makes me ask, Why get married? But I wouldn’t want to put down marriage as a whole – which it is.” –Kevin Hench 
 
“They do a lot of animal testing in the cosmetics industry, maybe they should brag about it in their commercials. ‘Aquanet hair spray, if it can blind a spider monkey, it can make your hair look luscious!'” –Vernon Chapman 

“A new survey found that more parents are teaching their babies sign language before they learn how to talk. Babies’ favorite word in sign language? Whatever putting your whole hand in your mouth means.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“I had an accident on an alpine slide. If you’ve never been on an alpine slide, it’s like a waterslide without the water. Until my accident, then it became like a waterslide.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“A new poll shows that Congress’ approval rating is at a record low of 11 percent. The other 89 percent are going to withhold judgment until Congress actually does something.” -Jay Leno 

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s  

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.  “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now.”  The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime. “Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk.” 

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I…I realized what a terrific person she was, and…and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I…I, I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this…this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” And, uh, the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and…but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us…need the eggs.”    

Answer: Annie Hall! This line was said by Woody Allen in the movie “Annie Hall” (1977). He was speaking to the audience which he did off and on in the film, these lines being about Diane Keaton’s character in the movie. He was in love with her. They both had problems, their ups and downs. The movie was both funny and sad. The film also starred Carol Kane, Tony Roberts, Paul Simon, Shelley Duvall, Colleen Dewhurst and Christopher Walken. 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I’m sexy. I’m cute, I’m popular to boot. I’m pitchin’, great hair, the guys all love to stare. I’m wanted, I’m hot, I’m everything you’re not. I’m pretty, I’m cool, I dominate this school. Hate us ‘coz we’re beautiful, but we don’t like you either. We’re cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “It’s hard to say it, time to say it, goodbye, goodbye…”  

ANSWER: Photograph! On September 10th, 2005, “Photograph” debuted at number 75 on the Billboard Hot 100. It reached number two on October 22nd during its 17 week stay in the top ten, 27 weeks in the top forty and 33 weeks on the Hot 100. The song also topped the Mainstream Rock Tracks chart where it stayed at number one for seven weeks. In Australia, New Zealand and the Netherlands, “Photograph” made it into the top five.   

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “18 years, 18 years and on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn’t his…”
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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

Fill in the middle word. This word should correspond with the first and last word.
1) Red ________________ Bulb
2) Green ______________ Leaf
3) Blue _______________ Ball
4) Silver ______________ Saver
5) Gold _______________ Shaft
6) White ______________ Smart
7) Black ______________ Brain
8) Orange _____________ Pouch
9) Peach ______________ Top
10) Brown _____________ Cookie

Answer:  1) Light, 2) Tea, 3) Cheese, 4) Screen, 5) Mine, 6) Out, 7) Bird, 8) Juice, 9) Tree, 10) Sugar,  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

The following clues each form a unique word by themselves, add them together to get the name of a country. Example: blue and yellow mixed + solid ground = ? Answer: green + land = Greenland

1. frozen water + solid ground of the earth = ?

2. used to refer to oneself + competed in a race = ?

3. anger or wrath + to lower an airplane from sky to ground = ?

4. a relaxing resort + not out = ?

bonus: never used + enthusiastic devotion + in addition to = ? ? 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS CARRIE PALOMBO! SUPER SOLVING JOB CARRIE! 

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