Welcome, ‏to Monday August 23rd.  Think About It!

* Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

* Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

* Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.

* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

* When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you’re in a public restroom.

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

* The real reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.

* Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

* Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

* A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.

* The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.

* Money isn’t everything….there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks. 

Hey I’m just saying! Have an interesting Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“If women have excessive belly fat and a muffin-top, it can be fatal. Especially if you mention it to her.” -Jay Leno
 
“It’s hot in August. August got its name from the Roman emperor, August. Augustus must have been a good emperor
because he got a whole month named after him. All Julius Caesar got was a salad.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“More Americans can name the three stooges than the three branches of government. Well, that’s because the three
stooges are more likely to get something done.” -David Letterman 
   
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

 My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at
the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and view the body. “Will the family now come forward and pass around the bier,” said my
father. He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words. Later, as my father was leaving, he overheard two of the cemetery workers talking. “I didn’t get any beer,” one said. “Did
you?” “You heard the chaplain,” the other replied. “It was just for the family.”   
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘Well Hermione, you’re a girl.’ 

 Answer: Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire! Ron said this to Hermione as a last resort for a date to the Yule Ball, to which she replied that someone had already asked her and she said yes.
Throughout the “Harry Potter” magical series, we find the relationship between Hermione and Ron getting closer, but yet at times they pull away.  

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘You got to read at Sodom and Gomorrah I had to do all the work.’

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly, I’ll do what it takes till I touch the sky, and I’ll make a wish, take a chance, make a change…” 

ANSWER: Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson! Avril Lavigne actually wrote the song “Breakaway” but gave it to Kelly Clarkson to sing because she thought that it suited Kelly’s style/image.  

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.””Drop…and let me see you bring it back up top, she hot like a boilin’ pot, on the stove like whoa!”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
1. Optic
2. Civet
3. Toner
4. Rosin
5. Lease

Group B
1. Painter’s stand
2. Singing voice
3. Golf clubs
4. Subject
5. Throw out

 ANSWER:  1. Easel (5), 2. Tenor (3), 3. Irons (4), 4. Topic (1), 5. Evict (2) 

Monday’s Quizzler is…  

In this teaser you have been given two (2) clues in each line. Each word differs by only one (1) letter, which I have given you. Your task is to discover the answers to the clues provided. The order of the letters does not change.

Example:

Remove _ _ _ I _ _ / _ _ _ U _ _ Justify

Answer:

E X C (I) S E / E X C (U) S E

1. specialist _ _ _ E _ _ / _ _ _ O _ _ ship

2. hull _ _ L _ _ / _ _ N _ _ indulgence

3. scorch S _ _ _ _ / T _ _ _ _ slight colouration

4. soft spread _ U _ _ _ _ / _ I _ _ _ _ grievous 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTERS AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! PURE GENIUS ANDREA!         

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