Welcome, ‏to Wednesday August 25th, Blonde Year in Review……

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels, duh, bottles won’t fit in typewriter!

March – Got excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…box said “2-4 years!”

April – Trapped on escalator for hours…power went out!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid but 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!

June – Tried to go water skiing – couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast-stroke swimming competition. I learned later that other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August – Got locked out of car in rainstorm…car swamped because top was down.

September – Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is “C” isn’t it?

October – Hate M & M’s – they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December – Couldn’t call 911, duh, there’s no “eleven” button on the phone!
 
Hey I’m just saying! Have a refreshing Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  
 
Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y   

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”
– Groucho Marx

“It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is,
it’s always room temperature.”
– Steven Wright

“When I was born the doctor took one look at my face,
turned me over and said, Look… twins!”
– Rodney Dangerfield  
 

W h a t’ s  O n  t h e  W e b? 

Great Comics That Never Happened Annual #1

“For the past seven months, writer Chris Sims and artist
Rusty Shackles have been putting their imaginations to
good use in order to bring you the best comic book stories
that never were. Now, with 13 issues under their belts,
it’s time for the very first Great Comics That Never
Happened Annual!” Enjoy!

Visit: http://bit.ly/cY1JSo
 
Max Damage 2 – The Game

Who doesn’t like smashing stuff? See if you remember any-
thing from your high school physics class and if you have
a knack for demolition. If you do you’re in for a treat.

Visit: http://bit.ly/dsscfx   

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?’ 
 
Answer:  Ferris Bueller’s Day Off! Ferris just wants to spend the day having fun and not going to school. He decides to play ‘sick’. He has quite an adventure throughout the day. He says this line in the beginning when he decided to fake sick to go out with his friends on a school day. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘If you try to stop us or vamp’ out in any way, then I’ll stake you without thinking twice about it.’

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m not a part of a redneck agenda, now everybody do the propaganda, and sing along in the age of paranoia.”  

ANSWER: American Idiot! This is the first single off of Green Day’s album, “American Idiot”.  

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Take my photo off the wall if it just won’t sing for you.”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

This sentence describes a famous quote from a Shakespeare play. It is also an anagram of it. What is the quote?  In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.    

ANSWER: To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…   

Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word synonym to decipher a common holiday. (The first holiday is only one word long. The second and third are two words long.)

1. (Right of north ) (she)

2. (Hotel) D (ink stick) (boogie) (24 hours)

3. (Work) (24 hours) 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTERS AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! GREAT JOB JAZZZZZZ!         

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