Welcome, ‏to Thursday September 9, 2010.  If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer………….
 
What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash, Then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!

If the above doesn’t help with your computer troubles, perhaps this will.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, ‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
Hey I’m just saying! Have an adventures Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 

Robert Schmidt…………
 
I’m in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when out of town … they mail it to me.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”

“I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils”

I want to start a car repair shop. I have already got the air for the tires.

My grandma says she has eyes in the back of her head… I hope it’s not hereditary.

When I was 10, my pa told me never to talk to strangers … we haven’t spoken since.

A wino asked me for change… I gave him my shirt.

I don’t like dogs … keep getting mustard on my catching glove.

My mom called me last night … I’m over it now. I was thinking of calling her back … there it passed…    

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife – When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby – You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife – Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”  

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “They’re all going to laugh at you.”  

Answer: Carrie! Margret White, Carrie’s mother says this before Carrie’s date comes to pick her up for the senior prom. She knows that Carrie has been the butt of many jokes by her peers in high school. She thinks that this, being asked to the senior prom by a popular boy, is another cruel joke being played on her daughter. “Carrie” (1976) is based on the Stephen King novel by the same name. “Carrie” is about a high school girl who is tormented by her peers. When she goes to the senior prom, a bucket of pig’s blood is dumped on her by one of the class bullies. Carrie is a telekentic, and ends up destroying the town, after destroying the high school in a rage.  

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Play it faster. Play it faster.”    

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I didn’t mean it when I said I didn’t love you so..”

ANSWER: We Belong Together by Mariah Carey!

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Baby I see you working wanna let you know that I’m proud and I admire what you do..”? 

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..   

In each group below, I have listed four (4) unrelated words. Your job is to try and find a word that can either precede or follow each word in each group.
Example: 1. picture, inner, top, test
Answer: picture TUBE, inner TUBE, TUBE top, test TUBE.

1. ankle, puppet, wind, away, 2. draft, hall, belly, root, 3. alphabet, bowl, spoon, kitchen
4. upright, wire, grand, tuner   

ANSWER: 1. ankle SOCK, SOCK puppet, wind SOCK, SOCK away

2. draft BEER, BEER hall, BEER belly, root BEER

3. alphabet SOUP, SOUP bowl, SOUP spoon, SOUP kitchen

4. upright PIANO, PIANO wire, grand PIANO, PIANO tuner    

 Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

In each group below, I have listed four (4) unrelated words. Your job is to try and find a word that can either precede or follow each word in each group.

Example:

1. picture, inner, top, test

Answer: picture TUBE, inner TUBE, TUBE top, test TUBE.

1. sky, point, hat, knee

2. street, fight, pedal, off

3. shoe, french, powder, rims

4. moulding, roast, triple, jewels  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!  AMAZING INCREDIBLE JOB 3 DAYS IN A ROW, BANKS!        

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