Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 20, 2010. Today we take a serious look at Miscellaneous terms……..

Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.

Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse \e-klips’\: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i’-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee’-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left’ bangk’\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty \mis’-tee\: How golfers create divots.

Paradox \par’-uh-doks\: Two physicians.

Parasites \par’-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm’-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.

Polarize \po’-lur-ize\: What penguins see with. 

Hey I’m just saying! Have a middle of the week Wednesday folks, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“One of the 33 Chilean miners revealed that they all
joked about cannibalism while they were trapped. He
was like, ‘If you don’t believe me, ask the 34th guy —
I mean… never mind’.”
– Jimmy Fallon

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”
– Groucho Marx

“A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands
hard things.” – Herman Melville
 
The first marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence. The second marriage is the triumph of hope
over experience. The third marriage is the triumph of
stupidity.
 
One of the most successful inventors of all time was the man
who invented the hay-bailing machine. Needless to say, he
made a bundle. 
 
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last night it took
four state troopers and a dog.        

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A soldier stationed on duty in the Far East was going to be discharged soon, and was planning on going home. Remembering his mother’s accumulation of dishes and serving plates he decided she deserved something nicer than the cracked, mismatched array that she used at home. So he had an artisan in Japan make a special china service for him, 10 place settings, with serving pieces and ovenware and had it packaged and sent home. The next month he was finally discharged and returned to what was to be a hero’s welcome by the friends and family at a family dinner.  As they sat down to the dinner his mother had prepared, out came the old cracked, mismatched set of dishes.  “Mom,” he said, “didn’t you get the dishes I sent you from Japan?” “Yes, dear, I did, and they are very nice.” “Then why aren’t you using them?” he asked. “Well,” she said, “I’m saving them for a special occasion.” 

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ” “That won’t be necessary. You see, Sarah, Harold, we’ve taken a secret vote. We’re not leaving. We’re never leaving.”

Answer: The Big Chill! “The Big Chill” (1983) is, to some, the ultimate baby boomer film. Seven friends from college re-unite years later at the funeral of one of their own, with mixed results. The line above is jokingly offered by Michael Gold (Jeff Goldblum) to the owners of the house where he and the others have been staying during their occasionally tumultuous weekend. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Say, friend. You got any more of that good sarsaparilla?”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”   “Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time”

ANSWER: party! This is from the song “BYOB” by System Of A Down.   

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Beverly Hills, that’s where I want to be”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

What does this rebus represent?

gloomy turquoise
temperamental cyan
sullen aquamarine
despondent azure
morose cerulean
ANSWER: The Moody Blues

Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

Changing one letter in each of the following words will make new words that are all related to each other. What are the new words?

Storm
Payable
Cable
Moth

 TODAY’S QUIZZMASTERS OF THE DAY AWARD GO TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! WAY2GO JAZZZ AND BANKS!

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