Welcome To Tuesday, November 23, 2010. On October 13, 1944, the Durham N. C. Sun Reported that a Durhamite had been brought before a Judge Wison in traffic court for having parked his car on a restricted street right in front of a sign that read “No Stoping.” Rather than pleading guilty, the defendant argued that the missing letter in the sign meant that he had not violated the letter of the law. Brandishing a Webster’s dictionary, he noted that stoping means: “Extracting ore from a stope or, loosely, underground.” “Your Honor”, said the man, “I am a law-abiding citizen and I didn’t extract any ore from the area of the sign. I move that the case be dismissed.”  Acknowledging that the defendant hadn’t done any illegal mining, the judge declared the man not guilty and commented, “Since this is Friday, the 13th, anything can happen, so I’ll turn you loose.” I’m just saying! Have an exciting Tuesday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!

O u o t e s o f D a y.

“Warner Brothers announced that it wants to remake ‘The Wizard of Oz.’ This version is going to be totally updated for 2010. For instance, each of the flying monkeys has to be patted down and go through a body scanner before they can take off.” -Jimmy Fallon

“In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence. Residents of L.A. were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them.” -Conan O’Brien

“Police in San Diego are looking for a 78-year-old bank robber they have nicknamed the ‘Geezer Bandit.’ Victims of the Geezer Bandit’s last robbery say he threatened to tell  them stories of his grandkids.” -Craig Ferguson

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o E y e s

I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to An upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband ordered a bottle Of wine with the meal. When the waitress brought it, our children Became quiet as she began the ritual uncorking. She poured a small Amount for me to taste, and then our six-year-old piped up, “Mom usually Drinks a lot more than that!”  

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘Two things I know to be true: there’s no difference between good flan and bad flan…and there is no war. Guess who I am.

Answer: Wag the Dog! CIA Director Young (William H. Macy) makes it clear to Conrad Brean (Robert De Niro) and Winifred Ames (Anne Heche) that he is well aware of the fictional ‘war’ that they have constructed for the American news media in order to draw attention away from a rather lurid scandal in the White House.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Don’t you people from the future ever pee?’

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “So I can and I will and you’ll see your hero come running over and over tonight”?

ANSWER:”For The Nights I Can’t Remember” – Hedley. Hedley’s lead singer, Jacob Hoggard, came third in Season two of “Canadian Idol”.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car…”?

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

The same three letters must be used to complete each of the following words. The letters are not necessarily in the same order in each word. What are the words?

_ NT _ IN _

VI _ _ _ R

_ H _ _ L

_ _ _ K

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ANSWER: Entwine, Viewer

Wheel, Week, Ewe

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

What does this represent?

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag

Ag CIRRUS Ag

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Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag

Ag CUMULUS Ag

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag

Ag STRATUS Ag

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