WELCOME to Monday, December 6, 2010. Life’s Little Moments of Destruction.

The meek shall inherit the Earth after we’re done with it.

Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great. — Golda Meir

Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

I can tell you’re lying. Your lips are moving.

There’s nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys.

He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.

I’m not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Monday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. — Albert Einstein

To err is human. To forgive is unusual.

Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. — Plato

Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.””

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes.

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.” The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘I’m black, and I’m proud.’

Answer: The Commitments! Jimmy Rabbitte (Robert Arkins), in an effort to help his all-white Dublin band find inner inspiration for soul music, suggests that everyone use the above quote as a kind of mantra. Saxophone player Dean Fay (Felim Gormley) speaks it without a trace of irony to a group of children who have gathered on the street to hear him practice.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘And the monkey flips the switch.’
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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I loved you with a fire red, now it’s turnin’ blue and you say sorry, you’re not the angel Heaven let me think was you”

ANSWER: “Apologize” – OneRepublic. Timbaland made a remix of this song.

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “She’s her daddy’s girl and her mama’s world she deserves respect, that’s what she’ll get, ain’t it son now y’all run along and have some fun”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..

Can you decipher the following common phrase?
L8AAAAPORVERYTANTD8

ANSWER: Late for a very important date!
L8 A A A A VERY IN PORTANT D8

Monday’s Quizzler is…

What is unusual about this following long sentence?
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel and Ellen sinned.

TODAYS QUIZZMASTERS OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING FRIDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! BRILLIANT JOB LADIES!
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