WELCOME to Wednesday, February 23, 2010.Strange Laws …..

(from the book “Loony Laws” by Robert Pelton)

In Ottumwa, Iowa, “It is unlawful for any male person,
within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at
any female person with whom he is unaquainted.”

In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same
tub at the same time.

In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted
cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept
as pets.

In Carmel, N.Y., a man can’t go outside while wearing a
jacket and pants that do not match.

In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for
a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and
chickens.

In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a
movie house or other theater and from riding a public
streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.

In Miami, it’s illegal for men to be seen publicly in any
kind of strapless gown.

In St. Louis, it’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city
street and drink beer from a bucket.

In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an auto-
mobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is
parked on the couple’s own property.

In Hartford, Conn., you aren’t allowed to cross a street
while walking on your hands.

In Baltimore, it’s illegal to take a lion to the movies .

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her
clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.

In California, animals are banned from mating publicly
within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of
worship.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem
your own reputation, for ’tis better to be alone than in
bad company.” – George Washington

“Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those
few be well tried before you give them your confidence.”
– George Washington

“Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.”
– George Washington

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

There’s this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: “This parking space belongs to the Wizard. … Violators will be toad.”
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? Your mother’s in here Karras.”
Answer:The Exorcist

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???I’m not wearing pants. Film at Eleven.

TODAY MOVIE TRIVIA MASTERS AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK! GREAT JOB STEVE!

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“Let the beat wind you up, and don’t stop till your time is up”.

Answer: Gwen Stefani Gwen Stefani sang this song on her album “The Sweet Escape”, it’s called “Wind It Up”. It came out in 2006.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist.“You don’t have to love me, you don’t even have to like me, but you will respect me”. 

TODAY’S CRAZY SONG DEFINITIONS AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK! WAY2GO STEVE!

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

Take the list of words below and arrange them into 3 sentences that all have something in common. Each word is only used once for each time it appears in the list. Punctuation is not an issue in this teaser in the initial placement of words. Only names are capitalized to start with.

DAD, LET, LETS, LEW, MARGE, MISSES, NO, NORAH, ORDERED, ROSES, SEE, SHARON’S, SIMON, TELEGRAM, TELL, WE’LL,

What are the sentences and what do they have in common?

ANSWER: 1: MARGE LETS NORAH SEE SHARON’S TELEGRAM.
2: WE’LL LET DAD TELL LEW.
3: NO MISSES ORDERED ROSES, SIMON.

All three sentences, when correctly placed, are palindromes. They read the same backward and forward.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Oxymorons are words with opposite or incongruous meanings that when linked together, form a descriptive phrase. Cryptography teasers are teasers in which a phrase or expression has been encoded in some way. Cryptoxymorography teasers are teasers in which oxymorons are concealed in a cryptic mass of letters.

Can you decipher the oxymorons? They all use the same code.

1. dsiox bipefcxs

2. dcpcvk jsij

3. rcvef afcoco

4. rejsfv tcoxefq

5. vgrz bssdcvk

6. vextcvk rgat

7. evdq atecas

8. edj vsyo

9. nfsxxq gkdq

10. nsias befas 

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