WELCOME to Tuesday, February 22, 2010. Casual Fridays…..

Casual Fridays:

Week 1 – Memo No. 1

Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.

Week 3 – Memo No. 2

Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.

Week 6 – Memo No. 3

Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday’s wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.

Week 8 – Memo No. 4

A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.

Week 9 – Memo No. 5

As an outgrowth of Friday’s seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.

Week 14 – Memo No. 6

The Casual Day Task Force has now completed a 30-page manual entitled “Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards.” A copy has been distributed to every employee. Please review the chapter “You Are What You Wear” and consult the “home casual” versus “business casual” checklist before leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.

Week 18 – Memo No. 7

Our Employee Assistant Plan (EAP) has now been expanded to provide support for psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.

Week 20 – Memo No. 8

Due to budget cuts in the HR Department we are no longer able to effectively support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day will be discontinued, effective immediately.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A high school student in Illinois was arrested for bringing
pot brownies to school. And here’s the worst part: he didn’t
even bring enough for everyone.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Facebook is looking into buying Twitter for around $10
billion. If all goes as planned, the company hopes to combine
the two companies, creating the biggest waste of time the
world has ever seen.” -Jay Leno

“There’s a bigger difference between the weather in Los
Angeles and the weather in Minnesota, than between Minnesota
and Mars. So thank you, Scientology.” -Jimmy Kimme

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

An acquaintance of mine was hired as a research assistant by the physics department of a West Coast university to investigate the thermodynamic properties of wood. Two weeks after starting work he was approached by an encyclopedia salesman who explained that purchase of the encyclopedia entitled the buyer to have any three special questions answered completely. To save himself a great deal of work, the researcher bought the encyclopedia, stipulating for his first free question a full dissertation on the thermodynamic properties of wood. Three weeks later the head of the physics department called the research assistant into his office and said, “We have a request from an encyclopedia company. One of their customers has asked for a report on the thermodynamic properties of wood. Please prepare the report for them.”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?“Nervous?” “Yes.” “First time?” “No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.”

Answer: Airplane
Striker to the old lady on the plane.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????“Your mother’s in here Karras.”
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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “She pushed me in the pool at our last school reunion.”

Answer: The Click 5
The song “Just the Girl” is from The Click 5 and was a very popular song in 2005. You can’t help but sing along with it everytime you hear it!

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist.“Let the beat wind you up, and don’t stop till your time is up”.

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

What am I?

ANSWER: The word Seven.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

Take the list of words below and arrange them into 3 sentences that all have something in common. Each word is only used once for each time it appears in the list. Punctuation is not an issue in this teaser in the initial placement of words. Only names are capitalized to start with.

DAD, LET, LETS, LEW, MARGE, MISSES, NO, NORAH, ORDERED, ROSES, SEE, SHARON’S, SIMON, TELEGRAM, TELL, WE’LL,

What are the sentences and what do they have in common? 

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