WELCOME to Tuesday, March 1, 2011.The Procrastinator’s creed..

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan-start-finish, but is wait-plan-plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator’s Society) if they ever get it organized.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The Pentagon is testing a robotic hummingbird that can be
used as a spy camera. They say it will help them track down
terrorists and pretty flowers.” -Jay Leno

“A Russian airline is hiring clowns, actors, and musicians
to entertain passengers during flights. When I’m on a stuffy
plane with babies crying and people complaining, my first
thought is always, ‘There should be clowns here.’
-Jimmy Fallon

“ABC did a big report on ‘ginger abuse,’ a form of bullying
aimed at people with red hair. Unfortunately, I missed it
because my cameramen were giving me a wedgie.” -Conan O’Brien

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, “Since we’re in this together, why don’t I move over to your side of the cage!” The female canary replied, “No, thanks!!” So he went back to his side but found he could stay there no longer. Once again, he moved to her side of the cage. This time he asked, “I am sorry I was to forward the first time. Why don’t we get to know each other first.” To which she replied again, “No, thanks!” Resigning himself to return to his side of the cage, he languished about for a bit then made one final effort. He went halfway across the cage and stated, “Well, could we at least talk?”
This time she replied, “Oh, I am so sorry I have been so mean. You see I just learned I have a canarial disease called, “Chirpies” and I hear it is untweetable.”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘Fried pork rinds anyone?

Answer: The Sure Thing
Said by John Cusack during the road trip to meet his ‘sure thing’.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???‘ ‘Did you bring me a monkey?‘
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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“Everybody listen all over the world, I got a story about my favorite girl”.

Answer: The Pussycat Dolls
In 2006, “Wait A Minute” from the Pussycat Dolls became a big hit. It’s an awesome song and I just love it. Timbaland sings this part. This song is from their CD, “PCD”.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist.“You know I gave you the world, you had me in the palm of your hand, so why’d your love went away? I just can’t seem to understand”.

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER – ______ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

1. GRAND – _________ – OUT
2. QUARTER – ___________ – MIND
3. HAIR – _______________ – FIRE

Answer: 1. GRAND – STAND – OUT
2. QUARTER – MASTER – MIND
3. HAIR – BRUSH – FIRE

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

Using a combination of letters and/or numbers to sound out the answers, can you solve the clues? (The first one is free)

1. Not difficult – EZ (Easy)
2. Unoccupied
3. To do better than others
4. Defeated
5. A number (use only letters for this one)
6. A sport
7. Freezing 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!
GREAT SOLVING JOB BANKS!

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