WELCOME to Wednesday, March 2, 2011..Bizarre Holiday’s.

March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover’s Day

March 2 is Old Stuff Day

March 3 is I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day

March 4 is Holy Experiment Day

March 5 is Multiple Personalities Day

March 6 is National Frozen Food Day

March 7 is National Crown Roast Of Pork Day

March 8 is Be Nasty Day

March 9 is Panic Day

March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day

March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day

March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day

March 13 is Jewel Day

March 14 is National Potato Chip Day

March 15 is Buzzard’s Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day

March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day

March 17 is Submarine Day

March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day

March 19 is Poultry Day

March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day

March 21 is Fragrance Day

March 22 is National Goof-off Day

March 23 is National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day

March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day

March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day

March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day

March 27 is National “Joe” Day

March 28 is Something On A Stick Day

March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day

March 30 is I Am In Control Day

March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”
– Victor Borge

“A Hospital is no place to be sick.”
– Samuel Goldwyn

“I hate music, especially when it’s played.” – Jimmy Durante

“A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of alcohol every day lose more weight than women that don’t drink at all. At least, that’s what your wife will slur
to you after she forgets to pick up the kids from soccer practice.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A town in Arkansas has had three earthquakes in under 24 hours. They think it could be due to removing waste water which is known as ‘fracking.’ I don’t know what fracking
is, but I sure enjoy saying it.” -Craig Ferguson

“Samsung just came out with this new refrigerator that has built-in Internet and a screen on the outside so you can display family photos and recipes. Or for $2,000 less, you can buy a magnet.” -Jimmy Fallon

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.
Stallone says “I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart” So the Director says, “Very well, you can be Mozart” Then he turns to Arnie and says “Arnie, who would you like to play ?” And Arnie says “Ah’ll be Bach!”
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Did you bring me a monkey?  

Answer: Multiplicity

Question asked by a cloned Michael Keaton.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???‘I don’t tip.”You don’t tip?”I don’t tip because society says I have to.”’

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“You know I gave you the world, you had me in the palm of your hand, so why’d your love went away? I just can’t seem to understand”.

Answer: Justin Timberlake

When Justin wasn’t bringing sexy back, he was singing “What Goes Around Comes Around.” It got pretty big in 2007. This song is from his album “Future Sex Love Sounds.” 

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist“Her face is a map of the world, you can see she’s a beautiful girl”?.

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

Using a combination of letters and/or numbers to sound out the answers, can you solve the clues? (The first one is free)

1. Not difficult – EZ (Easy)
2. Unoccupied
3. To do better than others
4. Defeated
5. A number (use only letters for this one)
6. A sport
7. Freezing
Answer: 2. MT (Empty), 3. XL (Excel), 4. B10 (Beaten)
5. AT (Eighty), 6. 10S (Tennis), 7. IC (Icy)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Fill in the answers to the clues by using all the syllables. The number to be used is in parentheses.

BOG BRA DO EX GAN GNA LA MEN MENT NA NA O PERT SA TO TOR TOUR VO

1. Baked pasta dish (3)
2. Forewarning (2)
3. Long sled (3)
4. Well done! (2)
5. Master (2)
6. Athletic competition (3)
7. Twister (3)

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