WELCOME to Friday, March 4, 2011. Common Sense….

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.

A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

A bird in the hand is dead.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study found that a small nuclear war could actually
reverse the effects of global warming. I don’t want to
sound selfish, but that sounds easier than going through
my garbage.” -Jimmy Fallon

“You can’t smoke outdoors in New York City anymore. If they
catch you it’s a $50 fine — same as murder.” -David Letterman

“Charlie Sheen said that you can’t compare him to other
people because he has ‘tiger blood.’ Then Tiger Woods said,
‘I have Charlie Sheen blood.'” -Jay Leno 

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. — Albert Einstein

To err is human. To forgive is unusual.

Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. — Plato

Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible. 

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

To prepare for my daughter’s First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while, so I didn’t know the
clergy well. When the secretary asked me the name of the father, I told her that I couldn’t remember.
After a brief silence, she said, “Ma’am, I’m talking about the name of the baby’s father.”
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘He confided in me before he ran out of breath.’
Answer: The Crow
Brandon Lee as Eric Draven – after exacting revenge on Tin-Tin.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???‘Why couldn’t you ‘a just put the bunny back in the box?’
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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“You know the devil’s water it ain’t so sweet, you don’t have to drink right now, but you can dip your feet in every once in a little while”.
Answer: The Killers!
In 2006, this song “When You Were Young” from The Killers was not so big. Good beat and lyrics but not as catchy as their big hit,”Mr Brightside”. This song is from their album “Sam’s Town”.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist.“What happened to the dreams to the dream of a girl president, she’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent”?

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

You are in a room that is an 8x8x8 perfect cube. There are no windows, or doors (don’t ask me how you got in there!) In the center of the floor there is a 12 inch pipe that is sticking 6 inches out of the floor. In the bottom of the pipe is a ping pong ball with a diameter that is one millimeter smaller than the inner diameter of the pipe. You have a 12 inch piece of string, a match, a magnifying glass, a 6″ ruler and a paper clip. How do you get the ping pong ball out of the hole?
Answer: Pee in the hole.

Friday’s Quizzler is…

Eliminate all 26 letters of the alphabet in alphabetical order, but not necessarily starting with ‘A’, to reveal a sentence.

sohmeitjkimlemsnthopeseqtresasteursvwcaxnydrziaveybcoduesifllgy

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