WELCOME to Thursday, March 17, 2011. Q&A……

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
 

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Your life is what your thoughts make it. Marcus Aurelius 

Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other. Euripides

The beginning is the most important part of the work. Plato 

To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment. Jane Austen 

Never put a sock in a toaster. Eddie Izzard 

Wisdom begins in wonder. Socrates 

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. George Bernard Shaw 

I decided that if I could paint that flower in a huge scale, you could not ignore its beauty. Georgia O’Keeffe 

Men stumble over pebbles, never over mountains. Marilyn French 

I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend. Emo Philips
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology
whenever he could. “Oh, my friends,” he intoned, “imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord and given to eternal flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!” At this point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted to say, “But Reverend, what if one of those hopeless sinners has no teeth?” The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, “My friends, the Lord is not put out by details. Rest assured… teeth will be provided!”
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???“Yeah, and baby fish-mouth is sweeping the nation!” ‘

Answer: When Harry Met Sally
Harry says this while playing Pictionary at a friend’s house.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “That’s ok Baby, I went slumming too.”
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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “When your chips are down, when your highs are low, joyride. Move across the night , like a separate wind.”

Answer: This lyric is from ‘Joyride’ by The Killers. Brandon Flowers, Dave Keuning, Mark Stoermer and Ronnie Vannucci Jr. make up the band. ‘Joyride’ comes from the band’s third album ‘Day & Age’.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist. “One, your like a dream come true. Two, just wanna be with you. Three, girl it’s plain to see, that you’re the only one for me.”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

Handel has been killed and Beethoven is on the case. He has interviewed the four suspects and their statements are shown below. Each suspect has said two sentences. One sentence of each suspect is a lie and one sentence is the truth. Help Beethoven figure out who the killer is.

Joplin: I did not kill Handel. Either Grieg is the killer or none of us is.
Grieg: I did not kill Handel. Gershwin is the killer.
Strauss: I did not kill Handel. Grieg is lying when he says Gershwin is the killer.
Gershwin: I did not kill Handel. If Joplin did not kill him, then Grieg did.

Answer: Strauss is the one who killed Handel.
You need to take turns assuming someone is the killer; that means everyone’s second sentence is a lie. If Joplin was the killer, Grieg’s lie mixed with Strauss’ counteracts the other. If Grieg was the killer, Gershwin would need to be a killer too. If Gershwin was the killer, Grieg and Strauss counter each other again, but with Strauss, everything would fit.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…

There are two groups of four-letter words used in the sentences below. The first missing words of each sentence are anagrams of each other, and the second missing words are also anagrams of each other. Can you find them?

1. The hunters set a ____ for the hare. How else were they to enjoy its succulent _____ ?

2. They all listened in ____ attention as their leader spoke and motivated them to work as a ____.

3. There will always be a small ____ of wildness in a cat, though it is considered to be a ____ animal today.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! GREAT SOLVING JOB JAZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

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