WELCOME to Tuesday, September 13, 2011. The Southern medical dictionary part 2!

Jaundice: To include in a group

Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives

Labor pain: Getting hurt at work

Leper: A wild cat

Malaria: Shopping place

Medical staff: A doctor’s cane

Morbid: A higher bid

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates

Node: Was aware of

Outpatient: A person who fainted

Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis

Post-operative: A letter carrier

Recovery room: A place used for upholstery work.

Rectum: It almost killed him

Rheumatic: Amorous

Secretion: Hiding something

Seizure: A Roman emperor

Serology: Study of English Knighthood

Tablet: A small table

Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport

Tumor: More than one

Urine: Opposite of you’re out

Varicose: Nearby

Vein: Conceited

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new survey found that half of all American
employees have faked a sick day. While the other half have just lied on a
survey.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Fashion Week starts today in New York. If you can tell, I’m very
much into fashion. My outfit tonight is called ‘Creepy Uncle.'” -Craig Ferguson

“President Obama plans to create thousands of new jobs by
replacing all automobile GPS systems with real people who sit in the back seat
with a map.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password.  “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows
stars,” she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able
to read your password.” “Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Take it easy.’ ‘I’ll take it any way I can get it.’ Answer: ‘The Bone Collector’ The retort is said by the paralysed Denzel Washington.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘How’s it
hanging?’ ‘Down around my ankles.’

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe
just need some sleep. I’ve got a sick obsession, I’m seeing it in my dreams.” Answer: Your Love Is My Drug. Kesha is an American singer and her main chart toppers include: “Your Love Is My Drug”, “Tik Tok”, “Take It Off” and “Blah Blah Blah”.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “So I said. What you say girl it can’t be right. How can you be in love with me? We only just met tonight.”

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Monday’s Quizzler is…

If O2 is O=O.
H2O is H-O-H,
and CO2 is O=C=O,
then what might this represent?
=James=

ANSWER: “Bond,
James Bond.” In chemistry, particularly organic chemistry, molecules are drawn using – and = to represent covalent bonds between the atoms making a
molecule. (There are triple bonds too, but I can’t represent those using the basic character set). A covalent bond has both atoms sharing an electron pair,
or sharing two electron pairs in a double bond. In the initial examples, there are representations of oxygen, water and carbon dioxide molecules. The
advantage in organic chemistry, for these representations, is that larger and larger molecules could have the same atoms but in different configurations,
(such as ketones and aldehydes, for example).  The title is a quote from Bond in Dr No, referring to the age of the champagne bottle he was defending himself with. The hint is simply a reference to Bond’s boss, M, and the research and development man, Q

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….

What do these sentences translate to?
“A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample
of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe
damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented
in the same direction taken by the first team member.”

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!  GREAT SOLVING ANDREA!

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