WELCOME to Wednesday, October 26, 2011. The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts. 

1. Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.

2. Teeth removing Taffy

3. Metamucil in a straw

4. Ex-Lax Brownies

5. Caramel Covered Zucchini

6. Colored Crisco on a Stick

7. Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts

8. Chocolate Covered Prunes

9. A Handful of Red Man

10. Anything that ticks!

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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 q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Ford is installing a new feature in their cars which reads text messages out loud to the driver. Isn’t that cool? Yeah, this amazing new feature is called a ‘passenger.'” -Conan O’Brien

“One town in Alaska is called Deadhorse. Another one is called � and I’m not making this up � Manley hot springs. Which is also the name of a club here in West Hollywood.” -Craig Ferguson

“Because of a printing error, a billion new $100 bills have to be destroyed. They’re going to burn $100 billion dollars � just like they did with the last stimulus.” -Jay Leno

She might have fooled me, but she didn’t fool my mother.”- Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in “Psycho”

“Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.”
– Donald Pleasence as Dr. Sam Loomis in “Halloween”

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape. This to incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit. The following was printed in the paper the next day. Small medium at large.

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Fish…Pony…Hip…Hiphop…Hiphopanonymous!?!”Answer: Big Daddy!  “Big Daddy” stars Adam Sandler as a lazy slacker who becomes the unlikely foster father of his friend’s son. This quote is said in the scene where Sonny is trying to teach Julian how to read. He is also teaching Nazo, the delivery guy, but his words are harder.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Okay, this hanky is very nearly clean. I’m going to dab you. You may blow.” _____________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “sad and it’s not fair how you take advantage of the fact that I, love you beyond the reason why, and it just ain’t right”. Answer:These lyrics are from the song “Hate That I Love You” by Rihanna. This song was number nine on the iTunes Top Songs list.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “She make it hard to copy, Always tight, never sloppy, And got an entourage, And her own paparazzi”
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